Shallow Hal, on cable.

Hal: what do you weigh, 110 to 115 lbs?

Rosemary (frowns): which part of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

LOL. brilliant

So much for indiscretion

Saw this at science canteen the other day.

+ camp

My mood spells ultra happy and lucky today:):):)

Considering that I’m really a pessimist at heart, days like this don’t come by often. Nonetheless, I’m really grateful to someone for turning my mood around. And enough of mulling and brooding, it’s time to change.

I nearly lost my glasses during clinics this afternoon. It went to clinical coat heaven/graveyard but thank goodness, with all the help I’ve gotten from the nurses, cleaners etc, i managed to retrieve my dear ol’ functional specs from the depths of endless churning whites spinning in a mighty washing machine. (or so, i think.)

Practical in the later afternoon was throwing me to slumberland, with the conducive dimmed lights, the drones of terms i can barely register, let alone decipher, and the peering into slides of neutrophiles and lymphocytes swimming in abcessed tissues. So i dozed off.

“Girl?”

A deep female questioning voice to my ear jolted me awake and all i thought of was shitshitshit. Sia la. Getting caught for sleeping is so secondary school can. And mine was a visible jolt with a shift from my seat of about 3-5cm. It only dawned on me seconds after that the people around was sniggering crazily. Turned out, Wenyi’s trying to pull one on me. Lol. Good one.

So wide awake, (and still not paying attention) Liane and I fiddled with the taps between us. She joined the tube from one tap to the other. And itchy hands me have to go turn them on. The tubes inflated and when it couldn’t “tahan”, a shot of water flew. A graceful arch, only to land in a splash, soiling our classmates’ notes. There was a commotion. People wondering where the water came from. Complaints about their wet notes. Eyes on the ceiling.

And the mischievous pair of us returned to our seats and had a sudden interest in our slides of a carcinoma in the nasopharynx. I never knew how fascinating it was.

We headed home and Liyong was really funny. i can’t exactly remember word for word. screw the dialogue anyway, I’m not a word memory person. So here’s the gist.

me: liyong, you want to come to jesus camp with us this friday?

ly: (shocked) who’s going?

me: shuyan, me, shahira, liane, eggy, justine etc

ly: (his expressions alternated between dumbfoundedness and classic disbelief. ) Are you sure shahira’s coming? Are you’re trying to convert her? (smth along the lines) Where is it? What are you going to do?

me/shuyan: Shahira’s very open and we need someone with an alternate point of view

me: liane’s exploring. It’s actually a 2hr camp briefing. We’re going to her house and stand in one circle.

me: eggy will be leading us.

me/shuyan: liyong, you got bible at home anot? you can go online and print, you know.

In other words, it was pure hilarious.

Let me make this clear though, I’m not poking fun at anyone’s faith. Sacrilegious, me? never. I have respect for religion however much I disagreed with them. Anyway, i just find it so funny cuz we’re the very people you will think last when it comes to exploring.

And liyong, thank you for making my train ride home so entertaining today.

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